Me neither! It may give her ideas! 
billy bob and the trooper.
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hmmm........why is the phone always set on vibrate ??? 
.. Curtis & Leroy
>
>
> Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville Daily News Newspaper in
> Starkville, MS.
> and bought a mule for $100.
>
> The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day...
>
> The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have
> some bad news,
> the mule died last night."
>
> Curtis & Leroy replied, " Well, then just give us our money back."
>
> The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already.."
>
> They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."
>
> The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?"
>
> Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off."
>
> The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"
>
> Leroy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"
>
> A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis &Leroy at the Piggly
> Wiggly grocery store and asked.
>
> "What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?"
>
> They said,"We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do."
>
> Leroy said,"Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a
> profit of $998."
>
> The farmer said,"My Lord, didn't anyone complain?"
>
> Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two
> dollars back."
>
> Curtis and Leroy now work for the government.
>
>
>
>
> Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville Daily News Newspaper in
> Starkville, MS.
> and bought a mule for $100.
>
> The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day...
>
> The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have
> some bad news,
> the mule died last night."
>
> Curtis & Leroy replied, " Well, then just give us our money back."
>
> The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already.."
>
> They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."
>
> The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?"
>
> Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off."
>
> The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"
>
> Leroy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"
>
> A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis &Leroy at the Piggly
> Wiggly grocery store and asked.
>
> "What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?"
>
> They said,"We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do."
>
> Leroy said,"Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a
> profit of $998."
>
> The farmer said,"My Lord, didn't anyone complain?"
>
> Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two
> dollars back."
>
> Curtis and Leroy now work for the government.
>
>
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- #165
two parrots are on a perch. one asks the other....."do you smell fish" ?
You guys are always good for a laugh.
C.
C.
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- #167
buckhorn was where the toothbrush was invented......anywhere else it would have been called the teethbrush.
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- #168
i once considered running for public office in buckhorn.......but village idiot was already taken and town drunk had a waiting list.
LOL Doug ..
C.
C.
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- #170
worst part of a shark attack ?.....trying to swim backwards thru brown water. 
Be sure to have your sound on, no words needed to describe this one,you will just "feel" it........
God Made a Dog - YouTube
God Made a Dog - YouTube
Inner Peace
If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones
are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without alcohol,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
Then You Are Probably
The Family Dog!
And you thought I was going to get all spiritual...
Handle every Stressful situation like a dog.
If you can't eat it or play with it,
Pee on it and walk away.
If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones
are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without alcohol,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
Then You Are Probably
The Family Dog!
And you thought I was going to get all spiritual...
Handle every Stressful situation like a dog.
If you can't eat it or play with it,
Pee on it and walk away.
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- #173
absolutely there c 5er, that all pretty much sums it up. here is my beautiful josie enjoying herself with daddy. 
. doug.
. doug.
She is georgeous, Buckhorn.
Josie and I became pals the first time we met. What a nice dog.
Looking forward to the day I get a house and can have a dog once again. I miss my boy!
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> It takes glass one million years to decompose, which means it never wears
> out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times!
>
> Gold is the only metal that doesn't rust, even if it's buried in the ground
> for thousands of years .
>
> Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only one
> end .
>
> If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. When a human
> body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.
>
> Each year 2,000,000 smokers either quit smoking or die of tobacco-related
> diseases.
>
> Z ero is the only number that cannot be represented by Roman numerals.
>
> Kites were used in the American Civil War to deliver letters and
> newspapers.
>
> The song, Auld Lang Syne, is sung at the stroke of midnight in almost every
> English-speaking country in the world to bring in the new year.
>
> Drinking water after eating reduces the acid in your mouth by 61 percent.
>
> Peanut oil is used for cooking in submarines because it doesn't smoke
> unless it's heated above 450F.
>
> The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the
> ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.
>
> Nine out of every 10 living things live in the ocean.
>
> The banana cannot reproduce itself. It can be propagated only by the hand
> of man.
>
> Airports at higher altitudes require a longer airstrip due to lower air
> density.
>
> The University of Alaska spans four time zones.
>
> The tooth is the only part of the human body that cannot heal itself.
>
> In ancient Greece , tossing an apple to a girl was a traditional proposal
> of marriage. Catching it meant she accepted.
>
> Warner Communications paid $28 million for the copyright to the song Happy
> Birthday.
>
> Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
>
> A comet's tail always points away from the sun.
>
> The Swine Flu vaccine in 1976 caused more death and illness than the
> disease it was intended to prevent.
>
> Caffeine increases the power of aspirin and other painkillers, that is why
> it is found in some medicines.
>
> The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when
> knights in armor raised their visors to reveal their identity.
>
> If you get into the bottom of a well or a tall chimney and look up, you can
> see stars, even in the middle of the day.
>
> When a person dies, hearing is the last sense to go. The first sense lost
> is sight.
>
> In ancient times strangers shook hands to show that they were unarmed.
>
> Strawberries are the only fruits whose seeds grow on the outside.
>
> Avocados have the highest calories of any fruit at 167 calories per hundred
> grams.
>
> The moon moves about two inches away from the Earth each year.
>
> The Earth gets 100 tons heavier every day due to falling space dust.
>
> Due to earth's gravity it is impossible for mountains to be higher than
> 15,000 meters.
>
> Mickey Mouse is known as "Topolino" in Italy.
>
> Soldiers do not march in step when going across bridges because they could
> set up a vibration which could be sufficient to knock the bridge down.
>
> Everything weighs one percent less at the equator.
>
> For every extra kilogram carried on a space flight, 530 kg of excess fuel
> are needed at lift-off.
>
> The letter J does not appear anywhere on the periodic table of the
> elements.
> It takes glass one million years to decompose, which means it never wears
> out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times!
>
> Gold is the only metal that doesn't rust, even if it's buried in the ground
> for thousands of years .
>
> Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only one
> end .
>
> If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. When a human
> body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.
>
> Each year 2,000,000 smokers either quit smoking or die of tobacco-related
> diseases.
>
> Z ero is the only number that cannot be represented by Roman numerals.
>
> Kites were used in the American Civil War to deliver letters and
> newspapers.
>
> The song, Auld Lang Syne, is sung at the stroke of midnight in almost every
> English-speaking country in the world to bring in the new year.
>
> Drinking water after eating reduces the acid in your mouth by 61 percent.
>
> Peanut oil is used for cooking in submarines because it doesn't smoke
> unless it's heated above 450F.
>
> The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the
> ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.
>
> Nine out of every 10 living things live in the ocean.
>
> The banana cannot reproduce itself. It can be propagated only by the hand
> of man.
>
> Airports at higher altitudes require a longer airstrip due to lower air
> density.
>
> The University of Alaska spans four time zones.
>
> The tooth is the only part of the human body that cannot heal itself.
>
> In ancient Greece , tossing an apple to a girl was a traditional proposal
> of marriage. Catching it meant she accepted.
>
> Warner Communications paid $28 million for the copyright to the song Happy
> Birthday.
>
> Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
>
> A comet's tail always points away from the sun.
>
> The Swine Flu vaccine in 1976 caused more death and illness than the
> disease it was intended to prevent.
>
> Caffeine increases the power of aspirin and other painkillers, that is why
> it is found in some medicines.
>
> The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when
> knights in armor raised their visors to reveal their identity.
>
> If you get into the bottom of a well or a tall chimney and look up, you can
> see stars, even in the middle of the day.
>
> When a person dies, hearing is the last sense to go. The first sense lost
> is sight.
>
> In ancient times strangers shook hands to show that they were unarmed.
>
> Strawberries are the only fruits whose seeds grow on the outside.
>
> Avocados have the highest calories of any fruit at 167 calories per hundred
> grams.
>
> The moon moves about two inches away from the Earth each year.
>
> The Earth gets 100 tons heavier every day due to falling space dust.
>
> Due to earth's gravity it is impossible for mountains to be higher than
> 15,000 meters.
>
> Mickey Mouse is known as "Topolino" in Italy.
>
> Soldiers do not march in step when going across bridges because they could
> set up a vibration which could be sufficient to knock the bridge down.
>
> Everything weighs one percent less at the equator.
>
> For every extra kilogram carried on a space flight, 530 kg of excess fuel
> are needed at lift-off.
>
> The letter J does not appear anywhere on the periodic table of the
> elements.
Some days, I think all my zinc and copper are all gone. 