On the bright side she'll never have to buy any more clothes.....
The really bright side is they cut her head off above her vocal cords...
While we are on the why subject, if penguins can't fly, why are they called a bird?
Ostrich, emu , cassowary , road runner..........I have no idea . Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle ?
Bird does not equal flight.
Birds have feathers.
Birds have bills
Birds have hard shelled eggs.
Birds have feathers.
Birds have bills
Birds have hard shelled eggs.
Things are getting scary.
Real or deep fake?
Real or deep fake?
If anyone would like some reindeer steaks let me know.
This is more christmasy
For anyone who hasn't seen this I remembered it from decades ago and found it again. It was satiric at the time but was predicted for 2015. This was made in 2004. I laughed then... Not so much now as everything we do, everything we say whether it's our phone listening to us or what we look up on our computers is in an AI database and used to influence us in just about every walk of life. Scary stuff and not a single thing we can do about it. If you think I'm paranoid, you'd be right. 
And proud of it.... LOL.....You're weird!
LOL
I suspect he's "over his limit" for deer. He's in deep doo-doo with the Fish Cops.
@Jack Raccoon! Just curious if this was a relative or if you maybe stopped over in Virginia on your road trip....