Daddy's Car...

Brampton you say? Can't be.
 
"Where's your car?"
"I uhhh, took it in for PPF..."
"When do get it back?"
"14 days..."
"Why so long?"
"uhhh, I got a smokey deal..."
"Don't you mean "smokin'?"
"Nope..."
"Where's your kid?"
"He's confined to his room in the basement"
 
"Where's your car?"
"I uhhh, took it in for PPF..."
"When do get it back?"
"14 days..."
"Why so long?"
"uhhh, I got a smokey deal..."
"Don't you mean "smokin'?"
"Nope..."
"Where's your kid?"
"He's confined to his room in the basement"
He's only confined until I get him an appointment at the armed forces enlistment office.... :rolleyes:
 
He's gonna need a job to pay the fine. I hope that doing 126 over qualifies for the $10000 fine...
Some woke justice or magistrate will probably go easy on the perp, not wanting to be seen as applying "cruel and unusual", with additional specifics almost surely being taken into consideration.
Or the case will be dismissed, if the Dad can afford a good lawyer.
 
It would even be more interesting if his dads insurance had the old "No unmarried driver under the age of 25" clause." Then again an accident at 186KPH, might disqualify your insurance regardless.
I would think that a ticket alone for 186 in a 60 will negate his insurance anyway...
 
Let the kid stand on his own 2 feet after Daddy kicks his ass. You know, old school parenting...
Tough love is how we often became "un-stupid" back in the day.
Remember "wait til your father gets home", and those days when corporal punishment was still legal?
 
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