billy bob and the trooper.
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Missed it by that much....
A little old lady from North Carolina had worked in and around her family’s dairy farm since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation…
So when canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores, she read an advertisement offering $5000 for the best slogan/rhyme beginning with “Carnation milk is best of all ....”
She said to herself “ I know all about milking cows and dairy farms… I can do this!”
She sent in her entry, and about a week later, a black limo drove up in front of her house… A man got out and said, “Carnation LOVED your entry so much, we are here to award you $1000, even though we WILL NOT Be able to use it...
Here is her entry
Carnation Milk
Is best of all,
No toots to pull ,
No hay to haul,
No buckets to wash,
No s**t to pitch ,
Just poke a hole
In the Son-of-a-Bitch
So when canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores, she read an advertisement offering $5000 for the best slogan/rhyme beginning with “Carnation milk is best of all ....”
She said to herself “ I know all about milking cows and dairy farms… I can do this!”
She sent in her entry, and about a week later, a black limo drove up in front of her house… A man got out and said, “Carnation LOVED your entry so much, we are here to award you $1000, even though we WILL NOT Be able to use it...
Here is her entry
Carnation Milk
Is best of all,
No toots to pull ,
No hay to haul,
No buckets to wash,
No s**t to pitch ,
Just poke a hole
In the Son-of-a-Bitch
theboss
Power User
and these grocery plastic bags that I was using as garbage bags and poop bags for the dog are not available anymore so I have to buy plastic bags to replace them.... how clever.