billy bob and the trooper.
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Love it... gonna make one of those...
Lol. And functional to boot ..... and smartly a bit higher on the " oyster " end .....
A grandma in Florida doesn't like her new license plate. I think she got lucky! LOL
An Original Irish Joke
Friday night, Mick went to his friend Paddy and said, "Paddy, I need a favour - I'm sleeping with the bartender's wife. Can you hold him in the pub for an hour after he closes up?"
Paddy was not very fond of the idea, but being Mick's lifelong friend, he reluctantly agreed.
After the pub closed, Paddy struck up a conversation with the bartender asking him all sorts of stupid questions in an effort to keep him occupied. After some time, the bartender became suspicious and asked, "Paddy what are you really up to with all this?"
Paddy, filled with feelings of guilt and remorse, confessed to the bartender and said, "I'm sorry Seamus, my friend Mick is sleeping with your wife right now and asked me to keep you occupied."
The bartender smiled and putting a brotherly hand on Paddy's shoulder, said "Paddy I think you'd better hurry home, my wife died two years ago."
Friday night, Mick went to his friend Paddy and said, "Paddy, I need a favour - I'm sleeping with the bartender's wife. Can you hold him in the pub for an hour after he closes up?"
Paddy was not very fond of the idea, but being Mick's lifelong friend, he reluctantly agreed.
After the pub closed, Paddy struck up a conversation with the bartender asking him all sorts of stupid questions in an effort to keep him occupied. After some time, the bartender became suspicious and asked, "Paddy what are you really up to with all this?"
Paddy, filled with feelings of guilt and remorse, confessed to the bartender and said, "I'm sorry Seamus, my friend Mick is sleeping with your wife right now and asked me to keep you occupied."
The bartender smiled and putting a brotherly hand on Paddy's shoulder, said "Paddy I think you'd better hurry home, my wife died two years ago."
I was on a flight the other day and the pilot came on and made his preflight announcement.
Afterwards he forgot to turn off his mic and was heard saying to his copilot, "Sure can't wait to have a cup of hot coffee and bang that cute flight attendant."
Just then a startled flight attendant sprinted up the aisle, tripped and fell.
A little old lady sitting next to where she fell said, "Relax sweetie, he said he was going to have a cup of coffee first."
Afterwards he forgot to turn off his mic and was heard saying to his copilot, "Sure can't wait to have a cup of hot coffee and bang that cute flight attendant."
Just then a startled flight attendant sprinted up the aisle, tripped and fell.
A little old lady sitting next to where she fell said, "Relax sweetie, he said he was going to have a cup of coffee first."