billy bob and the trooper.
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I dunno.... Trump would be a close second...
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The Italian mistress
A married couple are having dinner in a fine dining restaurant in Rome, a stunning young woman walks up to him and gives his tonsils a workout.
The wife says “Who’s that?”
“My mistress” he replied
The wife says “That’s it I want a divorce!”
“OK” he replied “No more trips to Milan and Paris buying couture clothes”
“ No more Ferrari in the garage”
“No more voyages on our super yacht.”
His best friend walks past with a stunning young woman on his arm.
The wife says “Who’s that with Luigi.”
The husband replied “His mistress.”
She takes another look and said “Ours is prettier.”
A married couple are having dinner in a fine dining restaurant in Rome, a stunning young woman walks up to him and gives his tonsils a workout.
The wife says “Who’s that?”
“My mistress” he replied
The wife says “That’s it I want a divorce!”
“OK” he replied “No more trips to Milan and Paris buying couture clothes”
“ No more Ferrari in the garage”
“No more voyages on our super yacht.”
His best friend walks past with a stunning young woman on his arm.
The wife says “Who’s that with Luigi.”
The husband replied “His mistress.”
She takes another look and said “Ours is prettier.”