How do you keep a fool in suspense?
billy bob and the trooper.
- Thread starter buckhorn76
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I'll tell you tomorrow.............
Three ladies are playing the 4th hole at a members-only country club when a naked man, wearing a bag over his head, jumps from the trees and runs across the green.
The three ladies look and are in shock at the size of his manhood.
The first lady says "Well... he definitely is NOT my husband!"
The second lady looks at his manhood and says "He for sure is not MY husband!"
The third lady takes a good look and says "He's not even a member of this club!"
The three ladies look and are in shock at the size of his manhood.
The first lady says "Well... he definitely is NOT my husband!"
The second lady looks at his manhood and says "He for sure is not MY husband!"
The third lady takes a good look and says "He's not even a member of this club!"
For three straight years, a young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at the same country inn, once per year.
During his last visit, he'd finally managed to seduce the innkeeper's gorgeous daughter, so he couldn't wait to go there again.
Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short. There sat his lover with an infant on her lap!
"Helen, why didn't you write when you learned you were pregnant?" he cried.
"I would have rushed up here, we could have gotten married, and the baby would have my name!"
"Well," she said, "when my folks found out about us and that I was pregnant, we sat up all night talking and talking and decided it would be better to have a bastard in the family than a lawyer."
During his last visit, he'd finally managed to seduce the innkeeper's gorgeous daughter, so he couldn't wait to go there again.
Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short. There sat his lover with an infant on her lap!
"Helen, why didn't you write when you learned you were pregnant?" he cried.
"I would have rushed up here, we could have gotten married, and the baby would have my name!"
"Well," she said, "when my folks found out about us and that I was pregnant, we sat up all night talking and talking and decided it would be better to have a bastard in the family than a lawyer."
Dave91TM
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Gee, thanks. Let me know when I can do something for you in return. (LOL)
I've seen that picture before but there was no pink in it then....
Dave91TM
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you saw pink? I didn't notice the fish til after I read the whole story.I've seen that picture before but there was no pink in it then....