Any Interest In One Liners?
- Thread starter Rruuff Day
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“If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?”
I told my wife I wanted to be cremated, she made me an appointment for next Friday....
“I bought some powdered water, but I don’t know what to add to it.”
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
Don’t count on the fire to keep you warm for too long , lol .
“For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.”
Had a situation today not too dissimilar to this ... much less dollar value
YOU MADE A DEAL FOR A F&*(^$# 18 MILLION DOLLARS ... ARE YOU CRAZY MONTANA ?
Frank Lopez ...
YOU MADE A DEAL FOR A F&*(^$# 18 MILLION DOLLARS ... ARE YOU CRAZY MONTANA ?
Frank Lopez ...
Then this other Frank Lopez one liner fits right in here....Had a situation today not too dissimilar to this ... much less dollar value
YOU MADE A DEAL FOR A F&*(^$# 18 MILLION DOLLARS ... ARE YOU CRAZY MONTANA ?
Frank Lopez ...
"Lesson number one: Don't underestimate the other guy's greed!"
Ya know .... the amount of one liners in that movie could probably overload your servers from just this thread
Lesson number 2 ......Dont get high on your own supply ... but of course not everybody follows the rules
She really looks amused ...
It is much cheaper though…Lesson number 2 ......Dont get high on your own supply ... but of course not everybody follows the rules
She really looks amused ...
She is unimpressed with the cheap wine . And the chains, lol .Lesson number 2 ......Dont get high on your own supply ... but of course not everybody follows the rules
She really looks amused ...
She is unimpressed with the cheap wine . And the chains, lol .
C'mon he's balllin'
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