Any Interest In One Liners?

[Canuck204]

Sometimes the abortion doesn't take

 

[1 BAD 9T9]

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

 

[Kanuck]

It is easier to let the cat out of the bag than it is to get it back in.

 

[Rruuff Day]

Corduroy pillows. They're making headlines.

 

[Kanuck]

Good judgment comes from experience and most of that experience comes from bad judgment.

 

[Rocket Rob]

EXPERIENCE is what you get…when you didn’t get what you wanted!

 

[Rruuff Day]

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian

 

[Rruuff Day]

What do car salesmen and lawyers have in common? It's the 99% that give the other 1% a bad name.

 

[Black 03 Z06]

^^^Timely^^^

 

[Rruuff Day]

^^^Timely^^^

I thought so. Was going to post it over there but decided not to insult the guy too much... lol...

 

[BDK]

All you need is duct tape and WD40. If it moves and it shouldn't Duct tape, if it doesn't move and it should WD40.

 

[BDK]

I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

 

[Rruuff Day]

There are three kinds of people. Those who can count and those who can't.

 

[meyerweb]

I tried to change my password to "MustangGT," but Google said it was too weak!

 

[1 BAD 9T9]

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

 

[Dik]

When its my time to "go", I want to go quietly in my sleep .... not screaming like all the passengers in my car.

 

[Vettenut]

A guy describing his wifes new boob job.....and it was said EXACTLY like this

Just because you put new headlights on a mini - van...... doesn't make it a Corvette

 

[Murray20c8]

A guy describing his wifes new boob job.....and it was said EXACTLY like this

Just because you put new headlights on a mini - van...... doesn't make it a Corvette

Unless they are really big headlights! LOL

 

[Rruuff Day]

"Here. Hold my beer and watch this!"

 

[Murray20c8]

Groucho Marx: “A man is only as old as the woman he feels.